My Last Birth Story

Well, I had been having braxton hicks pretty regular for weeks so when I woke up on the morning of the 22nd with more of them I just ignored them. I did feel like absolute crap and went to have a nap right after I woke up. I posted a depressing status about morning sickness […]


I was talking on the phone with my cousin today and she demanded that I blog about what happened today and so without further adieu….. My son is having trouble at his preschool. He isn’t really the “sit down and listen” type… he is more of the “you told me what to do and now […]

A Mother’s Nose

I am one of those moms that not only uses the daily bath to clean my incredibly dirty boys, but also to have them play for 30 mins or so while I fold laundry on the bathroom floor in front of them. Its kind of a wind down ritual to our hectic day. This particular […]

A Conversation of Great Misunderstanding.

Conversation while colouring on a toilet paper roll……… Child – “I am going to make a testicle.” Me – “A what?” Child – “A testicle, you know…to look through.” Me – “OH!! A telescope! I thought that you were saying testicle…a part of your penis.” Child – “No, a telescope. You know, Octopuses have testicles….tones […]

A Penny in Hand…and Mouth

I almost lost my baby to a penny. One cent. A worthless, useless, peice of copper (and lead) that my older child(ren) had left on the floor. You know the saying, “Find a penny, pick it up and all day you will have good luck.” No. Not at all. I saw the baby had something […]

Super Mommy No More

I have a super power. I can run on 4 hours of sleep without a cup of coffee. I can run after my 3 kids with an incredible amount of energy. I can eat whatever I want and not gain a pound. I am a size 0 without even trying. I can work on many […]