My Last Birth Story

Well, I had been having braxton hicks pretty regular for weeks so when I woke up on the morning of the 22nd with more of them I just ignored them. I did feel like absolute crap and went to have a nap right after I woke up. I posted a depressing status about morning sickness […]

Ahhhh….Preschoolers

I was talking on the phone with my cousin today and she demanded that I blog about what happened today and so without further adieu….. My son is having trouble at his preschool. He isn’t really the “sit down and listen” type… he is more of the “you told me what to do and now […]

You know you are a mother when….

Today was one of those days. The days that just keep kicking you even when you are down. It started when I decided (for the first time in 3 weeks) to go to bed early. My littlest still sleeps in the family bed, so I happily climbed in all ready to get some much needed […]

A Conversation of Great Misunderstanding.

Conversation while colouring on a toilet paper roll……… Child – “I am going to make a testicle.” Me – “A what?” Child – “A testicle, you know…to look through.” Me – “OH!! A telescope! I thought that you were saying testicle…a part of your penis.” Child – “No, a telescope. You know, Octopuses have testicles….tones […]

A Penny in Hand…and Mouth

I almost lost my baby to a penny. One cent. A worthless, useless, peice of copper (and lead) that my older child(ren) had left on the floor. You know the saying, “Find a penny, pick it up and all day you will have good luck.” No. Not at all. I saw the baby had something […]

Super Mommy No More

I have a super power. I can run on 4 hours of sleep without a cup of coffee. I can run after my 3 kids with an incredible amount of energy. I can eat whatever I want and not gain a pound. I am a size 0 without even trying. I can work on many […]